CANTA Magazine

Alice Baxter, Annie MacKenzie, Ashlin Raymond and Ella  Sutherland at 69 Cathedral Square, October 2-4.
I’m sure you’re all fucking sick of the future.
That whiny “dude, where’s my  flying car — I was promised”, the sad gits who thought that the world really would look like the set of Star Trek complete with attractive available women [...]

I find it rather amusing that the Hon. Sir Roger Douglas resorts to an ad hominem attack on me in his first sentence; it is in fact true that I am on the Young Labour Policy Committee, which anybody capable of using Google can find out. Quite how that affects anything is rather beyond me. [...]

The proposed new School of Music is truly shite. I don’t say that because it conflicts with the existing Gothic Revival buildings, or because it is an affront to even consider building anywhere near the sanctified works of Mountfort. However, the building’s plainly bad and the idea’s daft. I do not think the two facts [...]

If you are a student at the University of Canterbury, then you are a member of the UCSA. Well, rather, you have the right to be a member of the UCSA, although you may also waive that right. The Hon. Sir Roger Douglas, the radical Minister of Finance in the 1984 Labour Government and current [...]